Sometimes you need to get some stuff. So we'll send you a box with stuff in it.
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How Does It Work?
What's In The Box?
Will I Like What I Get?
Why Does Your Website Look Like This? Is This A Scam?
How Does It Work?
You click the "Buy Now" button on the right buy one or more boxes of stuff for $15 each via a safe, secure PayPal transaction. Then we send you that many boxes of stuff. You receive it and are shocked and amazed at the awesome, exciting, yet mysterious contents!
What's In The Box?
Mystery! Each box is different and contains different items. They may include toys, games, gadgets, electronics, tools, or anything else that might be fun, cool, or interesting chosen randomly from inventory. Items may be new, refurbished, or lightly used, and probably won't be Brad Pitt's wife's head (we recently had to sack Kevin Spacey over an... incident). Most boxes contain items with a total value around or slightly more than the cost of the box. A few boxes contain items valued much more than the cost of the box. It's reminiscent of a certain box of crap a certain formerly great deals site used to sell during the occasional special event. Boxes will contain nothing illegal and by purchasing a box, you release us from any liability concerning the box, its contents, or anything you do with them.
Will I Like What I Get?
Yes, we think you will, and if you do please tell us @gimme_somestuff! But if you don't like it, tweet the following at us (also @gimme_somestuff) and we'll send you a full refund: "Even though I want my money back, my GimmeSomeStuff.com box was pretty fun, and the web needs more derp." We'll send you a private message to arrange the refund.
Why Does Your Website Look Like This? Is This A Scam?
This website is hand-coded pure HTML (with CSS to replicate extremely deprecated tags only when necessary) and designed with the DerpWeb aesthetic, a celebration of the quirky web designs of the 1990's. It is not a scam and is run entirely out of a Seattle, Washington work location.
